This is the Homey Green Eyes
I love this guy because he is one of the funniest most engaging characters in my neighborhood. We met one day when he was in the garbage room digging through the recycling and we have been friends ever since.
One day I ran into him by the dumpster and I was like, “Where you been?” He was like, “I gots shot. Been in the hospital for ten days. Then they put me in rehab, but I was like fuck that shit. You know you can’t hold a player down. You wanna see where they shot me?”
I was like, “Yeah, let me see that shit.” Next thing I know he drops his pants right there on the sidewalk with all the ease and comfort that your cell mate would have while taking a shit with you lying on the bottom bunk next to him in a 4 by 10 cell.
Now here I am standing on the sidewalk being flashed Dirty Bum Balls. He pulls his dick and balls to the side to display where the bullet went in. Then he says, “You want to see where it came out?”, and I was like, “Hell no! I seen enough blood.”